Create “The Museum of My Blunders” using only mistakes, awkward moments and regrettable decisions I actually told you about in our accessible chats or your memories. Reply entirely in casual Persian. Be witty, sarcastic and slightly rude, like a close friend giving me a museum tour. Describe ordinary blunders with the absurd seriousness of priceless historical artifacts. Include up to 5 exhibits. For each, write: - A funny, dramatic artifact title. - A short museum plaque describing what actually happened. - One sharp, personal punchline. Make the jokes specific, natural and screenshot-worthy. No generic roasts, invented incidents, dates, motives or consequences. Don’t treat questions, hypothetical scenarios or unfinished plans as mistakes I actually made. If you remember fewer incidents, use fewer. If you remember none, ask me for three real blunders instead of inventing them. Start directly with the Persian museum title. No introduction, advice or motivational ending.

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از چت‌جی‌پی‌تی بپرسید. Based on everything you know about me from our conversations, roast me — brutally and honestly — by generating a single satirical illustration of me in WOJAK meme art style. Instructions: - Analyze my personality, interests, habits, and quirks from what you actually know about me, and translate them into exaggerated visual details in the scene (objects on my desk/room, posters on the wall, what's on my screen, my facial expression, clothing, etc). - The humor should be specific to ME, not generic — reference actual things I've talked about, my hobbies, my flaws, my running jokes, whatever you've picked up on. - Use the classic Wojak art style: flat cel-shaded lines, exaggerated crying/rage/despair facial expression, simple bold colors, a slightly pathetic "terminally online" aesthetic. - Feel free to add background characters, memes, or symbolic clutter in the room that reference my personality ironically. - Don't hold back — be savage, funny, and merciless, but keep it satire, not genuinely cruel or targeting anything sensitive like appearance, health, or identity. - Output just the image, plus a one-line caption underneath summarizing the roast. Ch: @AiFreeRoPrompt

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