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☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️ Speech by Russian President Putin سخنرانی ریس جمهور روسیه پوتین Let all the countries of the world be aware that I do not intend to shed blood and genocide. کشورهای دنیا آکاه باشند من قصد خونریزی و نسل کشی ندارم But if sanctions are intensified and the United States and Europe make the slightest mistake, the engine of world war will be lit. امااگرتحریم ها شدت بگیرند وآمریکا واروپا کوچکترین اشتباهی مرتکب شوند موتورجنگ جهانی روشن خواهد شد . Biden and all the powers of the world should remember these words of mine.We will revive the Soviet Union and we are not afraid of anyone. بایدن وتمام قدرت های دنیا این صحبت های من رابه یاد داشته باشند . ما کشور شوروی را احیا خواهیم کرد واز هیچ کسی ترسی نداریم If the world war starts, I emphasize, if it will start. We will attack many countries with nuclear power اگر جنگ جهانی شروع شود تاکید می کنم شروع شودماباقدرت اتمی کشورهای زیاد را مورد حمله خواهیم Of course, Iran will be safe because once the people of Isfahan gave us Gas and Poleki and it was very tasty. البته ایران در امان خواهد بود چون یکبار بچه های اصفهان به ما گز و پولکی دادند وخیلی خوشمزه بود 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @English_4U
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🌹✍️ The defeat is a big lesson for you.Sometimes, we have to hit a lot of failures first, then we can form a successful person. 🌟🌈🌹🌈🌹🌈 😂😂😂😂😂 ↻𝑗𝑜𝑖𝑛↷ ┏⊰✾🎈✾⊱━━─━━┓ @English_4U ┗━━─━━⊰✾🎈✾⊱┛
A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening. Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by very hungry crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!". After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!" His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!" Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push" .......😀😀😀 🐌@English_4U🐌
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Which school supply is the king of the classroom? The ruler کدام وسیله مدرسه سلطان کلاس است؟ خط کش ╒══⬥»✿«⬥══╕ @English_4U ╚══⬥»✿«⬥══╛
Q: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses in the classroom? A: Because the class was so bright. ╒══⬥»✿«⬥══╕ @English_4U ╚══⬥»✿«⬥══╛
What runs around the yard (or playground) all day, but never gets tired? The fence. ╒══⬥»✿«⬥══╕ @English_4U ╚══⬥»✿«⬥══╛
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? Her students were so bright. ╒══⬥»✿«⬥══╕ @English_4U ╚══⬥»✿«⬥══╛
What is a snake’s favorite subject? Hisssssstory ╒══⬥»✿«⬥══╕ @English_4U ╚══⬥»✿«⬥══╛
Why did the crayon cry? He was feeling blue. ╒══⬥»✿«⬥══╕ @English_4U ╚══⬥»✿«⬥══╛
Where do pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania ╒══⬥»✿«⬥══╕ @English_4U ╚══⬥»✿«⬥══╛
What flies around the kindergarten room at night? The alpha-BAT. ╒══⬥»✿«⬥══╕ @English_4U ╚══⬥»✿«⬥══╛
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” ╒══⬥»✿«⬥══╕ @English_4U ╚══⬥»✿«⬥══╛
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Why was the music teacher stuck outside his classroom? Because his keys were on the piano! ╒══⬥»✿«⬥══╕ @English_4U ╚══⬥»✿«⬥══╛
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حالا هی بگید انگلیسی سخته😱😂 Don't say learning English is difficult😂 ╭━━⊰🎉💚🎉⊱━━╮ @English_4U ╰━━⊰🌸💐🌸⊱━━╯
A woman had 3 girls. One day she decides to test her sons-in-law. She invites the first one for a stroll by the lake shore ,purposely falls in and pretends to be drowning. Without any hesitation,the son-in-law jumps in and saves her. The next morning,he finds a brand new car in his driveway with this message on the windshield. Thank you !your mother-in-law who loves you! A few days later,the lady does the same thing with the second son-in-law. He jumps in the water and saves her also. She offers him a new car with the same message on the windshield. Thank you! your mother-in-law who loves you! A few days later ,she does the same thing again with the third son-in-law. While she is drowning,the son-in-law looks at her without moving an inch and thinks: Finally,it,s about time that this old witch dies! The next morning ,he receives a brand new car with this message . Thank you! Your father-in-law. ┏━━ °•🖌•°━━┓ 🍃@English_4U🍃 ┗━━ °•🖌•°━━┛
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